Novelty Sign / Poster
Murphy’s war law
Friendly fire – isn’t.
Recoilless rifles – aren’t.
Suppressive fires – won’t.
You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.
A sucking chest wound is Nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid.
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
If at first you don’t succeed, call in an air strike.
If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
And many more!
This novelty canvas print is perfect for the man cave, bar or garage.
75cm x 50cm x 3cm
Quality sealed on the back with metal mounting points on either side